These rooms are difficult. You should have asked a crippled one to test these. / ’We did have an expert on testing.’ ’In shower room and sauna, too?’ ’Yes.’ / ’Oh, she was an agile lame one, though.’ ’Well… she is blind.’
Aihearkisto: Kaakelin viemää
Kaakelin viemää nro 27
Hi, you there! / ’Do you have your own swimming style?’ ’No… I’m water jogging.’ / ’Is that some kind of care though?’ ’No…’ ’I mean natural care?’ ’No.’ ’Well, are you a caretaker?’ ’Well, yes I am.’ ’I guessed!’
Kaakelin viemää nro 26
Didn’t you take the new swimsuit? No. / Why not? / Not yet. It’s still brand new!
Kaakelin viemää nro 25
[pound repeatedly] / May I try? / ’It was tricky. There you go.’ ’Always same problem. Why they don’t fix the lock!’ / ’Have you tried another locker?’ ’No, I have not! All my life I’ve visited here, and I don’t change the locker!’
Kaakelin viemää nro 24
Could we finally have a handrail into sauna? / Why? So also lame ones could reach the benches. / There shouldn’t be added anything. This space were designed to be available right from the beginning.
Kaakelin viemää nro 23
How you can go and swim at pool? Why so? / All the dander and athlete’s foot and pus and secretions and… It´s all clean there. / No worth going there. Someone has shitted into pool at night. (Lido.)
Kaakelin viemää nro 22
Could someone throw more water? / It must be thrown little by little. So even a little? / The heat does not reach your corner anyway.
Kaakelin viemää nro 21
Reserved. / Can the other side of the pool be used? This is reserved for the divers. / Do they need the whole pool? No. But if I allow you, the others want to come, too. So it’s not okay.
Kaakelin viemää nro 20
I wanna have an ice-cream. Okay. / Now tell, what kind of an ice-cream. / Soft ice or scoops? / [cry loudly]
Kaakelin viemää nro 19
Hot sauna. / Well, good day everyone. [scratch, scratch] / Long time no see!